You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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