I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
should my penis look like a turkey
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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