did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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