i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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