doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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