I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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