Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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