I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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