yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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