Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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