So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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