Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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