is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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