Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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