pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
