Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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