And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
as a side note pls kill me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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