out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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