Sry I called you an 8
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He felt like a one man threesome
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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