it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wish my penis had a tongue
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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