Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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