8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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