You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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