Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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