he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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