my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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