Small penises have feelings too.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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