he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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