i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i out mim tonsoeep
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