i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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