I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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