I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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