check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
