And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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