: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
