i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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