i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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