Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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