So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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