Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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