When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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