Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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