Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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