Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
this will be a night to untag.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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