He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Dick very happy bro
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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