Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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