She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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