Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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