I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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