Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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